3 Things to Help You Do Work You Love from Anywhere This Year
Gifts from me! Please open with extreme enthusiasm.
So, listen.
First of all, I can’t stop eating grapes. 🍇 Thank god I got that off my chest.
Secondly, however—if you’re interested in living a fantastically jazzy, wide-eyed, rambunctious, completely unorthodox international lifestyle where you can live & work from anywhere while consuming abnormal quantities of cheese & (sometimes) bacteria-infested meats, have I got just the thing for you. Three things, in fact!
Lemme dig around in my back pocket* here……
WRITING /// First! Make your words the most punchy, buzzy, bingeable deliciousness on the internet with my infamous Meat & Hair Creative Writing School. 💀 The course is now open for enrollment—complete with a brand-new payment plan!—and as a subscriber, you get a super duper secret discount code on top of it. 💥 Go here now to enter your email and claim your code! Then, check out the course in your email. You won’t be disappointed.
CONFIDENCE /// Lacking motivation right now? Feeling like a rock hit you in the head? Feeling mega doubts about yourself / your work / your direction / your career? You definitely need to read (or re-read!) my spunky fun mini ebook manifesto, You Don’t Need a Job, You Need Guts. It’s free for all subscribers! You can download it below. (Warning: It is very, very colorful. 🤣 And the first chapter is titled: "Shockingly, You Are Not a Hamburger.”)
SELLING /// Need good-paying clients 💰 who don’t suck, who you actually like, to get you going on your brand-new thing? Terrified of the moment when they go, “Let’s hop on a call to discuss”—because SCARY??? Do you transform into the size of a teeny tiny common household rodent who’s afraid of its own flatulence? HERE IS A GIFT. It’s my very fun & practical audio training course on how to conduct confident, killer sales calls where I walk you through 14 different scenarios of everything they could say—and everything you should say back in order to get the business (and make it easy on yourself!)
These are so many must-memorize lines in here, and the topics include:
🎧 The Awkward First 10 Seconds of JOY
🎧 Should I Talk First, Or Should They? *Cue Nerves*
🎧 The Critical Difference Between Pitching & Selling (This is a Biggie)
🎧 The Art of Answering Hard Questions Like a Seasoned, Totally Effortless Pro
🎧 How to Answer “How Much Does It Cost?” With Fearless Grace
🎧 How to Answer “I Didn’t Think It Was Going to Cost That Much” (And Your New Favorite Go-To, Must-Know Phrase!)
🎧 How to Answer “Can You Give Me a Friends & Family Rate???”
🎧 How to Answer “Is There Any Way You Can Be Flexible On the Rate?”
🎧 How to Answer “Why Should I Work With You?”
🎧 How to Answer “Are You Willing to Do the Work on Spec?” (When They Want You to ‘See What You Can Come Up With’ and THEN They’ll Decide if They Want to Hire You…Hahahahahahahaha)
🎧 How to Answer—"I Need to Think About It" Or "I Need to Ask My Husband and Get Back to You" Or "I Need to Ask My Tarot Card Reader"
🎧 How to—Rein a Prospect Back In When They've Gone Wildly Off Tangent and You Need to Interrupt Them Without Being Rude
🎧 How to—Close The Deal and End the Call
🎧 Outro + Final Ashie Pooh Tips
Available free for all paid subscribers. ✨ Upgrade now if you’d like access to this audio training & more weekly paid subscriber trainings that’ll help you do work you love from anywhere. 💙 Happy New Year, I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed making it!
